For those who know a plastic Christmas tree just won’t cut it, there’s Duke Cannon Illegally Cut Pine Soap. It’s got all the exciting aromatics of a midnight run to the capitol lawn without the need for a hacksaw and an alibi. It’s modeled after the rough-cut “brick” soap used by GIs during the Korean War – and still manufactured in the same Memphis, Tennessee, plant that was the primary supplier of military soap for over 20 years. Give it as a gift and place it under a more lawfully harvested conifer, or keep it for yourself and enjoy the feeling of getting away with your hide, or shall we say fir, completely intact.