If you’d rather not be deaf as a stone a few years down the line, now’s the time to protect your hearing from the damage done by high-decibel sounds. And don’t think you have to put up with annoying ear plugs or hot, clumsy headgear to do it. Clandestine Electronic Muffs are so lightweight and comfortably padded, you’ll practically forget you’ve got ’em on. But they’re at work every moment, ready to almost instantaneously suppress any 85db+ noise to a safe 24db level. What’s more, they’re equipped with adjustable omnidirectional microphones to pick up and amplify ambient sound, so the boss won’t have to holler to get your attention.