The saying goes, to a man with a hammer, everything looks like a nail. Whoever cooked the phrase up didn’t know his tools very well. Now you can do the public a service by educating them on a proper variety of hammers and keep your keister covered at the same time with this Longtail T® Shirt. It’s made of soft, comfortable 100% cotton, in a durable weight that takes a hard day’s work in stride. Built longer than ordinary tees to keep the public’s pryin’ eyes off your derriere.